Just for kicks

A fun one.

Bizarre given names I’ve seen on the job:
Cilly Fukwitt (Pronounced…well, you get the idea)
M. Dumbass (Doomosh)

Locations:
Chagrin Falls
Boring St.
Peculiar, MO

Wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey

Voicemail: Hi, this is R*** A*****. I attended on December 12, 1908 and I still haven't gotten my mp3 players. Call me at...
Friend: Ah, yes, Did they get the Marconi version, or Edison colors?
Me: Lol, I think it was Marconi, but since our company wasn't founded for another 87 years, it was probably outsourced.